Swag Stealer

A Swag Stealer is someone who prefers to steal your swag without authentication. Many players report these people, resulting in the swag stealers to transform into a new item that reads "uwnaplotme." This item was officialy released by Gabe Newell, and Robert Garfield. 99.9% Swag Stealers look like this:

Trivia

 * This man was the first man to say "Wiggidy why."